i am mikeyshean.

thedailywhat:

Wrongest Answer Ever of the Day: Couple wins big on the British game show Who Wants To Lose A Million Pounds By Providing A Really Dumb Answer To A Really Easy Question?.

[dpaf.]

I like to watch bad covers of really good songs on youtube so that when I sing along I sound AMAZING.

teenagemutantninjanoses:

The theory of relativity is really quite simple. Question my theories, and I’ll kill your relatives.
regadzetell

teenagemutantninjanoses:

The theory of relativity is really quite simple. Question my theories, and I’ll kill your relatives.

regadzetell

ellechung:

Run, bitch.

ellechung:

Run, bitch.

(via hahaitsrichard)

That awkward moment when you try to explain a song but don’t want to sing it

(Source: thatawkwardmoment)

(Source: z0int, via rhinestonesandglitter)

father of the yearrrr